Questions and "Answers"

Q : Name a country that starts with 'U' .
A1 : 'Y'ugoslavia
A2 : Utopia

Q : How many sides does a triangle have?
A1 : Four
A2 : None....err....one

Q : Who is Fidel Castro?
A : A singer

Q : Who is Tony Blair?
A : An actor.

Q : Why are Hiroshima and Nagasaki famous?
A : Wrestling and Judo

Q : What do you know about Kofi Annan?
A : Certainly I know about coffee, but "and" what???

Q : How many Eiffel Towers are there in Paris?
A : About ten, I suppose.

Q : What is Al Qaeda?
A : It is a group of suicide bombers and is led by Mr Yasser Arrafat.

Q : What is the main religion of Israel?
A : Israeli.

Q : What is a Mosque?
A : An animal.

Q : From which state of US does KFC come from?
A : You mean the chicken?? I have no idea.
Q : Do you know the full form of KFC?
A : Certainly, its Kentucky Fried Chicken.

What do you feel from the above sets of answers?? I made them? The answer is a strict "NO" ! Truth being stranger than fiction, these answers were given by the people of America which was conducted by The Chasers' War On Everything, a popular satirical TV comedy series in Australia. The motive was to show the rest of the world that the Americans are not that stupid what the world thinks them to be. I hope that after this telecast, both Australia and the rest of the world will have a better idea about the Americans, and will know about what they are really capable of.

One last sentence I want to add, which is " GOD BLESS AMERICA. THEY BADLY NEED HIS BLESSINGS"!!