Situation 1 : Director : Karan Johar.
Then, Ramshankar Nikumbh would be renamed as Rahul Malhotra, portrayed by Shahrukh Khan, and unlike Aamir, he would be present from the very first scene. The first half would have a couple of melodious songs featuring Rahul and his divorced wife, shown in occasional flashbacks. The dyslexic boy would be renamed as K-k-k-k-iran and Abhishek Bachchan and Rani Mukherjee would play the roles of the boy's parents.
Situation 2 : Director : Ramgopal Verma Film name : Dukhi Dyslexic
The boy would be troubled by some evil spirit who had suffered from dyslexia. Urmila Matondkar would play the role of the boy's mother, and Manoj Bajpai would be the Tantrik, who would perform some rituals to free the spirit.
Situation 3 : Director : David Dhawan Film name: Dyslexic No. 1
There would be no kids, Govinda would act in a double role......one a doctor, and the other, a man with the maturity of a ten-year old boy. The audience will discover that this man-child is the long-lost brother of the doctor, who got separated in the Kumbh Mela in childhood. Karishma Kapoor and Sushmita Sen would be the love-interests of Dr Govinda and patient Govinda respectively. Kader Khan would be Karishma's father and Shakti Kapoor would be seen as the patient's sidekick.
Situation 4 : Director : Priyadarshan
There would be lot of characters in the film, and actors like Paresh Rawal, Rajpal Yadav, Mukesh Rishi, Asrani, Suniel Shetty, Sharat Saxena will have significant roles. Akshay Kumar would be in the leading role, and the climax of the film will be in a hospital, where everyone would be running helter and skelter without knowing the actual purpose. Presence of a kid???? No way....here everyone will behave like a kid!!
Situation 5: Director : Any renowned person from the South.
The film would be an one-man show of Rajnikanth, others will come just to fill in.
Situation 6: Director : Steven Spielberg
The film would be nominated for Oscar, and will finally win it.
P.S. : I got some of the above ideas from the rediff website, and expanded it.
2 comments:
Dude! u forgot to mention about SRK's love interest in the movie. KJ will never make a movie with SRK never fooling around his love of life. It has to be either a succesful love story (with Kajol and taking up 1.3rd of the movie) or a unsuccesful (where the unfortunately dead Ash comes back again and again and sings a song after each class SRK teaches).
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